Dear Just Me,
Thank you for submitting an application for "some crap-ass job" with the "idiot company/department." At the request of the agency, this job advertisement has been cancelled.
However, there are other opportunities available with "yada-fucking-yada." We encourage you to visit our website to apply for any vacancy that matches your qualifications.
Visit this site often as new job openings are posted daily.
Sincerely,
"Fuck You Jones"
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